Q. Why does everything cost money?

A. Not everything! The Thriftsore Boratorium is FREE!

 

Q. Can I get certified at the Thriftsore Boratorium?

A. HELL NO! - you're on you're own schleppy! Just joking. Sure we will give you a certificate that you were able to understand the mumbling of thejunkyardcatalyst. You can also get the DIY certificate that you make yourself and sign yourself, proving that not only are you certified but also that you can certify people! WOW! A teacher and student all wrapped with one Certification...AND ITS FREE! You might have to pay nebs for a gold star though.

 

Q.Should I be reading this FAQ so early in the game?

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